Did you hear?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2016 16:02:54

Did you hear about the two hats hanging on a peg by the door?
One said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Laugh! You know you want to.
Smile.

Post 2 by hi5 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2016 16:15:10

Ok...I loled. This one is very similar to the one that goes, "What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, and I'll give these two a lift."

Post 3 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2016 16:55:35

Bah domp psssssh

Post 4 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 24-Mar-2016 19:37:11

lol! :p

Post 5 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Saturday, 26-Mar-2016 2:07:27

Person's setting up a milk bath:
Person: You want this milk Pasturize"
The woman "No. But if you could get it about as high as my titties, that will be just fine, thank you sir."

Post 6 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 0:16:41

har....har....har.